1. I was crashing at Ira's, and we saw it.
我在艾拉家过夜 我们就看见了它
2. Ira, don't make this any tougher than it already is.
艾拉 别把事情弄得更难看
3. So you shouldn't be thinking about what Ira wants you to do or what I want you to do.
你不要管艾拉想让你怎样 或者我想让你怎样
4. This is the part where you say, "Ira, you're crazy.
这时你一般会说 "艾拉 你疯了
5. And you cannot talk to Ira or any of my exboyfriends, for that matter.
你不能跟艾拉说话 或者我任何前男友你都不该去聊这个
6. And if Ira doesn't know how to you, you teach him.
如果艾拉不知道怎么 教他
7. Doesn't sound like you're being nice to Ira.
感觉这样对艾拉不太地道啊
8. Once I tell you who he is, Ira, we can't go back.
艾拉 一旦你知道他是谁我们就不能回头了
9. I don't know if there are people named Ira either.
我也不知道是不是真有人叫 Ira
10. I'm just trying to get to know you, Ira.
我只是试图想了解你 艾拉